This past weekend I had nothing better to do so I logged into Netflix and started browsing through their catalogue to pick something I could watch for an hour or so while eating my protein surplus meal post my workout session.

I almost clicked on a classic masculine action packed movie but then my eyes locked onto the words YOU. The stupid show about a psychopathic stalker who preys on women, I thought. No way it can be any good but then I remember reading somewhere how it had women as its main audience. My red pilled lens took over and out of curiosity I clicked on it.

First episode in and I knew why this show’s main protagonist (who in fact should be an antagonist) had women wet like the Nile River flowing downstream in its peak during the monsoons of the sub-Saharan Africa.

The show starts with the main character Joe Goldberg, portrayed by the very attractive actor Penn Badgley, stalking subtly and subsequently talking to this beautiful woman. He is as charming as it gets and has control over his thoughts. His wordplay is calculative and his analysis of his prey is spot on. Every glance he steals, every word he utters and the calm and collectedness he portrays delivers a message to her conscience. The message is clear to anyone who is RedPilled, “I possess dark triad personality and you are mine.” He eludes danger and charm which is every woman’s fantasy. Second scene has him walking up to his floor of the building where he lives and interacting with a kid no more than 12 years old sitting outside. You can hear this kid’s mother and her boyfriend shouting at each other in the background. But what does this supposedly psychopath do?

He comforts the child and offers him his dinner. He cracks a joke or two and shows kindness and empathy which is strange coming from a Psychopath like himself. This plays into the moronic fantasies of women. By this second scene of the pilot episode it was crystal clear why women have their panties guzzling wet for this show. Joe Goldberg eludes dark triad persona with an empathic and kind side to him where is shown to be vulnerable. This is the ultimate wet dream for the subservient sex. A man who is so drawn to her that he crosses the moral boundaries and is willing to possess her through just enough psychopathy that she can claim he made her fall for her and not the other way. And shows an empathic side to him so she can justify her falling in “love” with her captor.

Now what can you spergs learn from this show? Watch it. Emulate Joe. See how he speaks, his calculated words, his voice and tone exude dark triad traits. Don’t actually become a Psyco stalker. But learn to be one to play into her fantasy of not being able to figure out why you are different in a dangerous yet charming way.

Closing arguments

No decent man would actually enjoy this absurd show because it just makes no sense to us. But for women? Well, I’ll let you watch the first episode and decide for yourself.

To further confirm my hypothesis, I knew this woman-thriller show had to be written by a woman; for only a woman can conjure up a story to play make-belief with her sexual fantasies, and sure enough it is an adaptation from a book by the same name written by Caroline Kepnes.

A snippet from her Wikipedia page that might amuse you:

Kepnes was initially hesitant on labeling Joe, as a few readers argued that his actions classified him as a serial killer. The author then clarified her position on the matter, citing that "I remember when I wrote You and someone first referred to Joe as a serial killer. I argued 'he’s not a serial killer, he meets these terrible people and has these awful thoughts, but he’s very sensitive'. It’s very strange to realise you have written a serial killer."

You just can make this shit up. Stay RedPilled boys.