Seems to be a bit of a recurring theme but here we go.

at 28yo, typically speaking my cutoff age for shawties is 21 (gotta be able to rip the bar w me) with a few under 21yo exceptions sprinkled few and far inbetween.

matched some chick on tinder but I’d be lying through my teeth if I said I wouldn’t drag my shriveled up steroid balls across a thousand miles of broken glass to sniff her sweaty volleyball shorts after practice (this is more of a satirical joke/hyperbole; not meant to be taken literally spergs of trp). Moral of the story is I think she’s pretty hawt.

Wants to meet downtown for some ramen (spot costs like ten bucks a person so not a major waste of resources; @joyboy this would be an ex of a situation where it’s ok to pay for the “date” or whatever without coming off as a simp beta bucks provider).

The dilemma: she’s 18 and still in HS.

Is it bad if I smash?