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Loneliness-inc LvL 99 Rogue NiceGuy™ 1y ago Stickied
Let's translate this from womanese to English.
The highest honor that a woman can bestow upon a man, is to bear his children. This bitch already gave that away to another man. A man who she threw away or a man who threw her away.
The highest honor that a man can bestow upon a woman is to make her, his wife and to take care of her for life. She wants this from you. Oh boy, does she ever want this from you. She wants it from you with no prenuptial agreement to save you from her, when she decides to divorce you.
What do you get for giving her the highest honor of being your wife? Do you at least get a child out of this deal?
Nope. You don't get that.
You get extra responsibility. For her and her bastard children.
You do not get any authority over these children. Try exerting authority and you will be told that you are not their daddy.
But when it comes to responsibility, you are their daddy.
Only once you've contemplated on all that, should you look at the tiddies that she's sticking in your face - while remembering, that behind every sweet tiddy is a hairy sweaty armpit.
Cheers!
DextroShade 1y ago
"Seeking a non-prenup marriage"
ScribhneoirIldanach Sr. Hamster Analyst 1y ago
Gaelige-Béarla Translations:
GimmeTheUsual Sr. Hamster Analyst 1y ago
Bless your humorous soul - I love those captions lol.
SpiritualEnema Jr. Hamster Analyst 1y ago
She is an accountant all right.
She be a-counting all of your money that she is going to spend on herself and her bastard. Don’t worry though, you’ll get a sad hand job at least twice a year for your sacrifice. Just don’t complain about all those night she stays over with her “girlfriends”.
Oddest-One-Here Jr. Hamster Analyst 1y ago
She may be an accountant, but she sure doesn't know to calculate her actual value.
NotaBene Sr. Hamster Analyst 1y ago
Obvious accountant is obvious
Boar_excrement Jr. Hamster Analyst 1y ago
Oddly specific. Almost as if she has a plan or something..... /s
polishknight WAATGM Endorsed 1y ago
Someone here said "A woman's demands is a her personal history". Some guy must have sensed what she was up to. I chuckled at her demand that a man be her personal party clown. It's not just that he has to perpetually entertain her but also she is easily miffed over the tiniest thing.
I think her "i am really an accountant' line is her saying she seems more like someone who works in a tattoo or biker shop than an office worker.
GimmeTheUsual Sr. Hamster Analyst 1y ago
This one is a radioactive isotope burning down to the core of some poor dude's wallet. She's got some looks, but the profile tells all. Non-prenup? Has she been 'around the block' with that one and didn't like the taste of a judge saying "Sorry honey, but you can't take all his shit..."?
Red alert, shields full. She's gonna cry and do whatever it takes to extract maximum whore value, without giving more than her crumpled kleenexes in return.
Seen this story, hope the dude that gets roped in realizes it before he wastes too much of his time and money.
UpsideDB Sr. Hamster Analyst 1y ago
Hey, she knows how to do the 12 things in Quickbooks she has been trained to do. MAYBE gets to do busywork in Ultratax or ProSeries. But she will call IT several times a week when something is wrong in the accounting software. Not something wrong with the software itself, but a number that she's not expecting and it MUST be "The Server" screwing up, not because she entered the wrong numbers in the sales order while hunt and pecking with her 8" nails.
Yea, this strikes a sore spot for me. I've got way too many "Debbie in accounting" that are absolutely useless if there's anything even slightly out of place. Zero abstract reasoning. And you better believe they "Can't do their job" if they accidentally sort their outlook inbox by the wrong column, or if they're forced to use the printer 12 feet away because the one 6 feet away is waiting for repairs.
It's always the servers fault. It "Always does this", but works just fine for the useful employees.
No-Stress-Cat 1y ago
Heh. She's a hunt-n-pecker.
GimmeTheUsual Sr. Hamster Analyst 1y ago
Oh god. Yeah, or she just doesn't like how the software/computer does this 'one thing' that she can't recreate if her life depended on it. Women and computers are usually a bad mix, because silicon and software doing exactly what you told it to do is women's kryptonite. It takes their mistakes, does it a bazillion times faster than they expect, and shoves the shitty results right in their faces.
Absolutely spot-on about lack of abstract reasoning, unless of course its sizing up her date's maximum extractable value before ordering the most expensive thing on the menu.
hornetsfalcons12 Sr. Hamster Analyst 1y ago
Come on, strong and independent single mom. You got that career, and you don’t need no man to be daddy. You’ve got this. Heck, maybe you can even take care of some dusty NEET.
whytehorse2021 Jr. Hamster Analyst 1y ago
Yikes. She got her alpha seed side of hypergamy taken care of. Too bad no men want to fulfill her beta need side. Like it's so obvious to everyone that she has to use direct language and say non-prenuptual marriage. As soon as you say "I do" she pulls the pin on the fat grenade and waits 2 years to divorce rape you.
Typo-MAGAshiv asshole. giga-shitlord. worst mod EVAR. 1y ago
Not like prenups do any good anyway.
Way to be transparent, you bailout-begging bum-ass bitch.
Wow. Won't even provide your bailout beta Billy a genetic legacy of his own, but just demand that he pay for the kid(s?) you had with the man (men?) whom you really wanted.
moorekom Urban Hoe Guerrilla 1y ago
That's some poetry right there.
Typo-MAGAshiv asshole. giga-shitlord. worst mod EVAR. 1y ago
Glad you like it
NewReligionOfSociology Jr. Hamster Analyst 1y ago
accountant covered in tats = cashier at McDonalds
Lone_Ranger Sr. Hamster Analyst 1y ago
I wouldn't even smash and dash her.... never mind sign over more than 50% of my net worth!
Shes so delusional. Shes demanding non pre nup marriage but it's obvious that she wont qualify for any marriage. She wouldnt even qualify for LTR. She looks like a meth whore.
mattyanon TRP Endorsed 1y ago
Not sure where you get 50% from......
You get 50% of what's left after paying for your lawyer, HER lawyer, giving her your house and your car, and paying her alimony. That's all hers. What's left gets split fairly 50-50.
Pic889 1y ago
I disagree with the "wouldn't even smash and dash" bit. She doesn't plan to be honest with you, so she doesn't deserve any honesty from you. So, if you have the opportunity, have as much free sex as you can with her and dash when you can't put off marriage any longer. You don't even have to dump her, just feign financial problems and tell her about your (made-up) problems and she will dump you herself.
mattyanon TRP Endorsed 1y ago
Still a terrible plan:
Lone_Ranger Sr. Hamster Analyst 1y ago
I agree. She is not worth the effort of a smash and dash. I would just avoid this kind of woman at any cost. I've seen too many of our brethern fall down 'hoe hole'. She is probably a manipulative drama queen. You forgot to add, she probably has a couple of STDs.
No-Stress-Cat 1y ago
"Aww, damn, baby. I just lost my job. We still getting married? Of course, your dad will have to pay for the wedding. Good thing you're an accountant. You should be able to keep us afloat while I look for another job. Can you give me 20 bucks for gas?"
mallokrano 1y ago
Women don't have any logic. They want a bailout, make themselves tatted up and look like a bar door knob, then dare to make all of these demands. But a girl like her won't even give a new guy a chance at children, so he is getting utterly nothing from this arrangement. The fact that she makes sure to note no prenuptial agreement makes her interests laid bare for all to see. She wants you to wine and dine her, fill her pockets with cash, be a baby sitter for her kid(s), and then once she is bored with you take you to divorce court and rake you over the coals. Meanwhile you get no sex, no kids, no help in building a life together, and a constant risk knowing she has one foot out of the door if she ever finds someone better or is ready to bail. No thanks, don't let the door hit you on the ass upon your departure.
Pic889 1y ago
BTW I like the "non-prenuptial marriage" bit for two reasons:
1) The fact she asks for a non-prenuptial marriage does not mean she will get one. In fact, it's a major clue to any Chad who wants to smash and dash to promise her one, without intending to deliver obviously. It's the same reason why "tired of games" practically acts as an invitation for Chad to smash and dash. It only clues Chad about the role he should adopt in order to smash, the fact she mentions it on a crappy website doesn't make it a binding contract or anything. Can't women see this obvious fact?
2) A woman specifying non-prenuptial marriage in her bumble is like a car salesman putting up a "no magnets are allowed in the car dealership (not even fabric-wrapped ones that can't scratch the paint)" neon sign on the roof of the dealership. You can't get a more direct admission that all of the cars on sale are loaded with buckets of Bondo to cover up bad bodywork and rust holes.
PS: If a woman mentions marriage, it's probably a good idea to bring prenup marriage into the conversation even if you never intend to get married (which is the wise thing to do btw). The way she reacts to this question is all you need to know about her, just like cracking out a magnet is a good way to judge the veracity of a car salesman you are dealing with, even if the magnet doesn't come close to a body panel. Or tell her you are non-religious and don't believe in marriage (even the "secular-washed" contract marriage). I am split between the two responses tbh.