"How do you know someone is Vegan?"

"They tell you - more than once."

Fucking vegans are insufferable. No, I don't give a shit that you don't touch meat. Fuck you, I'm having a hamburger or a steak and yes, I do know something died for me to do so.

Apex predators don't give a fuck.

"Vintage reseller" yeah, no kidding. Just like that vintage lamp in a thrift store, it'll be decades before anyone sees your value and picked you up. Just you wait honey, someday that good man with an eye to see your worth will pick you up, out of the thousands of vintage crap in that thrift store. Most likely, you'll end up dusty, alone in a shop somewhere, wondering, "Why doesn't anyone want me?"

First date idea. Take her to a thrift shop and start talking trash about the useless items in it. Start making small comparisons about her and the items around the shop, slyly. If she calls you out on it, say that it takes an eye to find the diamond in the rough in this sea full of trash. Maybe she is that diamond in the rough that you are looking for? Bang her and never see her again.

Weird….I’ve never seen a fat vegan before

She’s definitely a vintage reseller, didn’t have to spell it out for us. She’s trying to sell some highly used, damaged, far from new, goods at a higher price than it was when it was new.

As with all vintage stuff the original owner was the true winner, had it when it was new and moved onto the next new thing while some sucker pays top dollar for his literal garbage.

I would like to hear from the horse’s mouth as to how she has become a “better” woman. Because that would suggest that you’d be getting more if you entered a relationship with her.

My guess is that it’s all “self-growth” and “affirming” crap. Because actually working on yourself in order to be a better person seems to be more of a masculine trait. Women only want to improve when it provides them with social status.

Ran through google translate:

Womanese: “I broke up with my ex a while back”.

Reality: “He said “no” to me, set boundaries and walked so I “broke” up with him.”

Womanese: “I took valuable lessons from my last relationship to grow” combined with “I won’t take less, it’s what a deserve” Reality: “I ate 4 gallons of soy ice cream out of depression from the breakup and will now try to make you pay for my ex’s sins.”

Womanese: “Act fast because someone will wife me up soon!”

Reality: “I’m going to try to make you “take things slow” and buy me stuff, but if you don’t make a move by the 2nd date I’ll probably booty call my ex.”

Womanese: “Social worker”

Reality: “I spent so much time getting psychiatric help that I got a part-time job there.”

"This person doesn't meet all of your preferences"

Dayum...Ai is getting good. Could do without the sarcastic understatement, but still, it ain't wrong.

It's funny how so many chicks want to post a picture with them holding an alcoholic drink. It's almost as if they are trying to warn us. This is a theme with them. Her entire listing is a warning.

Btw - when she says she 'broke up with an ex' what she means is that he dumped her for someone younger and less alcoholic, entitled and childish.

My heartiest congratulations to whoever gets it next.

The irony of this is that if a guy did actually step up and simp, she would get the dry and bang someone else.

It's the single hardest thing to learn when you are learning about women. They are very very very bad at reporting or even recognising their own preferences. I know girls like this. They say they want one thing (simp, beta, gluten free guys that are liberal etc) but its a chimera. They don't want those guys. Their brain says "I want a simpy, beta feminist man" but their ovaries say "hell no, I want a bad boy that will treat me like the dog shit that I am and then leave me".

You cannot rescue or help these chicks. They cannot have proper relationships, because all they want is 'badboyz' (TM) that treat them like the dog shit that they are. You can't change their minds. They are lost. You cannot be a nice guy, and win them over to your nice guy ways. Nor can you pose as a bad boy, get into an LTR with them, and then gradually reveal that you secretly a nice guy, and that you love them and want to have kids with them and live happily ever after.

Lots of guys have tried that tactic (pivoting from badboyz to nice guy) and it always ends the same way. Her pussy will dry up faster than the sahara. The only thing that gets her moist is bad boyz treating her like dog shit.

Hedge accordingly.

I'm convinced bios are shit tests.

They just want to see who ignores bio and drills her hard and early via tingles game despite whatever they have written

"Grow", "growth". How ironic.

Her profile causes penile shrinkage.

This woman is not wife material.

27 y.o. and wanting a simp - but not one of the many on her friendzone. The only thing that has grown in her life the last few years is her circumference.

Removed a piece of identifying info. Thanks to @kevin32 for the catch!

Nobody else is going to say it, so I will - I would 100% smash and dash this chick. Her fat legs are fantastic.

She would have to agree to keep her mouth shut because the shite that is coming out of her noise maker is killing my boner.