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Forums.Red / WhereAreAllTheGoodMen / Shitpost Saturday

The Hallmark Christmas Special (WAATGM version)
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polishknight

Posted 1y ago in Shitpost Saturday - Permalink - Locked - 10.1K Views



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lurkerhasarisen A Strategist Among Tacticians 1y ago Stickied

Clearly there's more going on here than she's telling us. Unless his cat is on the verge of dying, this is a thinly-veiled excuse to not be with her and/or the kid.

The excuse is so preposterous that I imagine he wants her to understand that he's blowing her off. There are several possible reasons for this, but unless it's an elaborate scheme to surprise them on Christmas morning in a Santa suit, none of them bode well for the relationship.

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Justanaverageguy 1y ago

Had a girl who friendzoned me and kept trying to force the friendzone on me. Yeah, she was forcing her friendship on me and I didn’t want it. Wouldn’t leave me alone. Few days before Christmas she says “I have a gift for you, are you coming over for Christmas” and I said “no I’ll be sick that day, I’m sure of it”lol

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Oddest-One-Here Jr. Hamster Analyst 1y ago

She must see you as a very useful utility or even a back-up plan if she is THAT insistent on forcing you to stay in her orbit, were you stuck in her friendzone for a long time or did she try to push you in the friendzone after she rejected you?

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Justanaverageguy 1y ago

She tried to push me in the friendzone after saying “not ready to date anyone right now”. Come to find out she was on dating apps not long after that. I never told her I knew though. She considered me a friendzoned guy I guess but I never texted her first and I barely ever hung out with her.

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GimmeTheUsual Sr. Hamster Analyst 1y ago

Good on you. That kind of obvious come-on doesn't mean anything good for you, just her getting some validation for the holidays. Let her twist.

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Typo-MAGAshiv asshole. giga-shitlord. worst mod EVAR. 1y ago

LMAO. this even funnier than my old post about the woman who got cancelled on for an NBA game:

At reddit

At the superior forum

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Lone_Ranger Sr. Hamster Analyst 1y ago

that thread is a thing of beauty.

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Typo-MAGAshiv asshole. giga-shitlord. worst mod EVAR. 1y ago

Hmm? Which one?

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Lone_Ranger Sr. Hamster Analyst 1y ago

the one you added as a link, the women who was bitching about being cancelled for an NBA game. It's a thing of great beauty.

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Typo-MAGAshiv asshole. giga-shitlord. worst mod EVAR. 1y ago

There are two such posts, and each post spawned more than one comment thread!

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Lone_Ranger Sr. Hamster Analyst 1y ago

I only followed the one on the superior forum.

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MovinCruisin 1y ago

Any news on him ending up banging her anyway?

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Lone_Ranger Sr. Hamster Analyst 1y ago

oh he defo ended up banging her.

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Typo-MAGAshiv asshole. giga-shitlord. worst mod EVAR. 1y ago

No, I forgot to follow up, and the phone I had the original screenshots on has turned into a brick :(

CC: @deeplydisturbed

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deeplydisturbed FDS Dinner Donor 1y ago

I’m old as fuck and lost contact here

Great move though

I have been fortunate enough to be able to reject things I don’t want to waste my time on - and some times like like OP a la “I’ll be sick that day “

The look of dumbfounded confusion and speechlessness is def worth it

But that level of assholery is reserved for only those who reall deserve it

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Typo-MAGAshiv asshole. giga-shitlord. worst mod EVAR. 1y ago

I have to defrost my microwave.

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No-Stress-Cat Jr. Hamster Analyst 1y ago

Here is what she's not saying:

Initally my bf -requested- to be with us on Christmas morning to watch my son open his big gift...

Single mom, this one should have easily been noticed.

...we made plans for him to come over Christmas Eve and get up with us to open gifts...

She made plans, but for what reason does some kind of "plan" (perhaps we should use the word "scheme") need to be formulated?

...then he'd leave to visit his parents and my dad would come over.

And there it is.

Why does he have to leave before her dad comes over? Why is he avoiding her dad? Why couldn't she, her son, her bf, and her dad all be there at the same time? Is there some kind of animosity between them? Does her dad not like her bf for some reason? Does she not want her dad to know she even has a bf? Perhaps her dad would have a reason to not like her bf?

Sounds like he noped the fuck out of whatever deception she was trying to pull with her own dad, nevermind what all kind of bullshit she might try to pull with him in the future.

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reignoferror00 1y ago

Any insights or thoughts?

You could drive a truck through the gap you left out of this story. How about you include the things that don't paint you in a flattering light so we can get something closer to a full story?

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Lone_Ranger Sr. Hamster Analyst 1y ago

This is actually very good 'early relatiionship' rizz. The guy is clearly telling her some important lessons - he is showing her

  1. that she is not calling the shots
  2. he is going to do whatever he damn well pleases
  3. she is not that important

This is great early days rizz, because it will get her panties damper than doing what she wants him to do. She has no clue about her own true nature.

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Typo-MAGAshiv asshole. giga-shitlord. worst mod EVAR. 1y ago

rizz

It's bad enough when the young people say it. Please don't join in the totes-YOLO-cray-swag-rizzle-dizzle.

Remind me to heap vcards upon you on the trp.red side of the site!

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GimmeTheUsual Sr. Hamster Analyst 1y ago

I blame TikTok, slang like that is endemic there.

Just the ever-evolving mangling of language by the ones least able to utilize it.

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Lone_Ranger Sr. Hamster Analyst 1y ago

yo bruh, like wtf n' stuff?

So, you didn't tell me what word to use instead of rizz?

Vcards for you when I see you on the other side.

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Typo-MAGAshiv asshole. giga-shitlord. worst mod EVAR. 1y ago

, you didn't tell me what word to use instead of rizz?

Game. Game is good.

"Rizz" is homogay.

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Justanaverageguy 1y ago

When your cat is more interesting than the post wall hag with huge demands lol

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Impressive-Cricket-8 Founding member of FapGPT 1y ago

I only feel bad about the kid. But if she wants the whole family opening presents in a white Christmas morning... Where's dad?

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Justanaverageguy 1y ago

Oh you know, can’t have normal families in 2023! No no. Gotta import the dual mating strategy because women have ruined relationships; dating and the traditional family.

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Bob_and_Virginia Jr. Hamster Analyst 1y ago

"Where's dad?"

ProbablyPrison

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redblow22 1y ago

Still out getting milk...

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lurkerhasarisen A Strategist Among Tacticians 1y ago

If only there were some way for women to choose the fathers of their children.

Somebody ought to devise a solution for that.

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NotaBene Sr. Hamster Analyst 1y ago

The solution is that women should not choose the fathers of their children.

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Justanaverageguy 1y ago

Those bad boys just keep tricking them dammit! Women can somehow sniff out a “nice guy” and know he “only wants sex and won’t be just friends” but God dammit Chad and Tyrone fool them every time!

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Oddest-One-Here Jr. Hamster Analyst 1y ago

Unfortunately nice guys have plenty of good guy traits while lacking enough bad boy traits which is what women are sexually attracted to, if you want to get laid, you are far better off having loads of bad boy traits while lacking in good guy traits than vice versa.

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MovinCruisin 1y ago

Genuinely something I cannot wrap my head around. I've actually known a dude at work who was tall, good looking and fucking chicks left and right but he fell hard for that one co-worker who saw him as just a friend lmao.

These hoes keep rejecting guys who care about them while getting railed by Chads who just want to relieve some pressure. They reject nice guys for supposedly only wanting sex when these are the exact guys that would actually stick around to support them and then go off and chase and try change a Chad.

And best of all, even if they met that one teachable Chad they'd lose interest the moment he became a tad bit too beta. I can honestly never take a woman's relationship problems serious ever again. It's all so retarded man...

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Oddest-One-Here Jr. Hamster Analyst 1y ago

They reject nice guys for supposedly only wanting sex when these are the exact guys that would actually stick around to support them and then go off and chase and try change a Chad.

Women would rather falsely accuse the nice guy of being a fake nice guy rather than admit that the reason reason she wasn't attracted to him is because he lacked having the sexually attractive bad boy traits as that makes her sound like the villain if she told people the truth.

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MovinCruisin 1y ago

Possible. Honestly though, in this case I'd actually believe most women. Like, they say these guys only want sex and that's how they feel: nice guys are sleazy slimeballs who in truth only want one thing. Basically, the alternative, beta way of attracting a mate is actively repulsive to them. Boiled down, beta behavior = begging for sex, which is pathetic. Women want a man to look up to, not down on. With someone who's neither alpha nor beta they'd just say "the spark wasn't there" or some shit.

But I can't read minds, so... I dunno. I do wonder if women know what they're doing. I believe a good chunk don't really understand themselves and believe what they say, while some are self-aware and deliberately deflect, like you say.

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Justanaverageguy 1y ago

They act like that because they have it too easy, especially in western civilization. Has nothing to do with women’s nature at all because when I traveled to other countries I was the same guy and I had women fall for me and I was the exact same guy I am over here in America that gets friendzoned.

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Typo-MAGAshiv asshole. giga-shitlord. worst mod EVAR. 1y ago Stickied

Has nothing to do with women’s nature at all because when I traveled to other countries I was the same guy and I had women fall for me and I was the exact same guy I am over here in America that gets friendzoned.

It's still very much women's nature.

Hypergamy has two sides to it, the alpha fucks side and the beta bucks side.

Ideally, women find one man who satisfies both sides at once.

When she fails to, she hops from cock to cock trying to scratch whatever hypergamous itch she presently has based on myriad factors (pre- or post-Epiphany Phase, monthly cycle, etc).

So anyway, in the US and most Western countries in which socialism has crept in, Big Daddy Gubment satisfies the beta bucks side of hypergamy, and a woman don't need no man *head waggle*. The women tend to seek more alpha traits with less emphasis on beta traits.

You go to a country where a woman might not even survive without a man? Beta traits are suddenly important again.

And of course, I'm simplifying a good bit because I'm pre-coffee, and I have other things to do today than write an entire Red Pill dissertation in a single comment! :)

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Oddest-One-Here Jr. Hamster Analyst 1y ago

In the global dating market, Western men are often seen as top-tier choices cos by global standards, they are often taller, richer and not as hardcore patriarchs as their local men are.

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MovinCruisin 1y ago

Would you say that due to this there'll be an increase in passport bros in the near future? I think it's likely.

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Oddest-One-Here Jr. Hamster Analyst 1y ago

The Passport Bros has been increasing over the past few years, so much so that women on social media have been bitching about it even as many claim that they don't care.

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Pic889 1y ago

Need more screenshots of that, please.

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GimmeTheUsual Sr. Hamster Analyst 1y ago

So what I'm learning is one pussy is low maintenance, the other is not.

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nicknack 1y ago

One pussy deserves Christmas morning one doesn’t tbh

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Lone_Ranger Sr. Hamster Analyst 1y ago

she already has 2 cats, she just needs some wine, and she's golden. what is she whining about?

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Bob_and_Virginia Jr. Hamster Analyst 1y ago

"what is she whining about?"

That an actual, literal cat is better than her. Meow!

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