Give me $$$$ now and fix my fookin shit fest of a life.

"Slim", press X to doubt.

Alexa play despacito

Late to the party on this one but, as no one else has made the point yet:

Conservative political views

There really ought to be an option in dating apps, particularly those targeting wealthy men, for a woman to mark "null" in the politics field. If she wants to she could then go on to explain "I don't engage in politics. That's my husband's job."

'Course, such a woman probably wouldn't need to resort to a dating app in the first place, so I suppose it's a moot point.

I'm deeply disappointed in all of you guys that no one made a pearl necklace joke.

I'd give her one and then dip

Looking for her soulmate... Women like this don't get how repulsive they are. They think men are just lining up to cuck themselves? With a fat, blown out, old, cynical, divorcee? The idea is literally disgusting. KS said it best, her baby daddy is the best she can get. Game over lady, buy a dog or be disappointed. George Clooney wasn't waiting or looking for you. Make better choices in your next reincarnation.

Slim? Is this where the bar is set now by women?

It's so great to see the huge variation amongst women. For example, this woman is looking for a 'generous' man.

I've never seen that before, so its refreshing to see such a different approach.

............ so what exactly do you offer?

Pin on the fat grenade has been clearly been pulled; and she also offers a side of blatant gold digging and massive pretension to go with the disgustingly standard Unhappy Meal of single mom with two kids and an "abusive" ex.

Fuck's sake for the rate she's effectively charging a man could just go get some college coed sugarbaby, and have less scheduling headaches to boot.

Protip for any noobs/lurkers - the more a woman talks shit about her ex completely unprompted, the more likely it is that she was the actual problem. Caveat emptor.

It’s like she read every Tradwife blog on the internet and based her profile on what she read.

There’s a problem, though: a woman who has two children and no husband doesn’t qualify. A Tradwife doesn’t slag her husband to the world, either. It’s her job to make it work with the man she married and fathered her children. I’m also guessing that he would have been a lot less “abusive” if she had given him the Tradwife treatment she’s offering here.

(In case it’s not obvious; I don’t believe that her husband was abusive. The word simply has no meaning any more. Furthermore, if he was abusive: why did she marry him? If a woman ignores red flags - which are ALWAYS there - and makes vows to an “abusive” man, she's still bound by them. There are very few exceptions to the “don’t break your wedding vows” rule for Christians.)

Oh so she's a model? What does she model?

I think she's a model on www.FatUpperArms.com

"I may not be rich..."

NEXT!!!!

"A man that can take on two children that aren't his and love them as his own".

I think the word you're looking for is "simp".

"I'd love to meet a simp".

I am divorced

I'm very loyal

Does not compute.

I may not be rich

Then why are you on Millionaire Match?! I thought it was so millionaires could find each other!

Her: "I may not be rich, but that's not what I'm after."

Her: "(I want) a generous man who doesn't love his money more than his partner."

They just can't avoid twisting themselves into logic pretzels. Also, if I'm the one bringing the money, how does that make us "partners" in any way?

I've deal with a lot of narcissism, gas lighting, and mental abuse in the past.

And now it's your turn. Wife me up and let me show you what I'm capable of.

Biggest problem is that the prospect of marriage gives guys the Ick.

I'm a Christian dude, and I take it pretty serious. And I wouldn't touch this hoe bag jezebel with a 10 ft pole. All I can see is a multitude of bright flashing red flags.

One thing is for sure is that she knows how to "remind" a man of what she wants repeatedly. The smarter ones in the old days knew to try to bury their need for "generosity" somewhere in a shit sandwich but this one wanted to make sure we knew exactly what she meant and closed out with the word "money".

Oh, and she knows how to spend money even for a single mother! Shopping and traveling! Who doesn't enjoy that?

She's "loyal" all right: As long as the money is flowing. What does "loyal" mean then? I suppose there are some people who aren't "loyal" even if they're getting everything they want (such as Kevin Costner's ex).

Her closing that the women have to be "respected" means that she wants the trad-wife life without being submissive.

I chuckled at the line "Looking for the man God created for me". That begs the question as to why she bore two children for someone else. This princess-bride soulmate routine only sounds good when she doesn't have children in tow from someone else.

Man, women these days are really good at finding narcissists.

... it's almost like they're able to manifest them out of thin air.

"Self-employed as a lash artist" ... "I know how to use glue and upcharge a fortune"

There is a 101% chance that her 'business' just doesn't fit her lifestyle within 3 months of moving into her new man's place.

Oh, wait.

She can't move because if she cohabitates with anyone else, her alimony dries up. Sorry, I forgot about that.