If I wanted a tated cow, I would buy one, not marry one.

If you need to say that you're beautiful, then you probably are the same thing, as you'd say about a nice guy who needs to continuously blow his horns claiming that he's a nice guy.

Model / fashion / actor

Back in the 90s in the big cities (esp London, LA, NY) we used to call these girls AMWW (actress, model, waitress, whatever).

They were usually 'pretty' girls that moved from towns or villages to the big city, to 'make something of themselves'. They were very often the prettiest girl in their class at high school, and because of that, they had a completely distorted view of reality, of who and what they were. They had been treated like the second coming since the age of about 13. Everything was handed to them on a plate, with zero effort. University requires effort, so that was never an option.

So they moved to the big city, expecting the world to fall at its feet. But the movie role never came, that Vogue cover remained elusive. Waitressing seemed like a great job for pretty girls - no brain power required. The expensive restaurants in the big cities (the ones with the big tips) only hire pretty girls.

But....the hours are long and the pay isn't great. How can the world be so cruel?

That's where the whatever bit comes in.

Whatever is whatever you want to call it. Caming. 'Alternative' modelling. Hosting. Escorting.

It's never called what it is. There are very very few whores that identify as whores.

My theory is that being a whore is really a way of life, a way of thinking. It's not a job or an identity.

This girl was already a whore at 15, when she decided to live a life of entitlement based on her looks. When she started to accept unearned attention and validation without providing effort.

It starts early and ends on the street corner.

ultra conservative

And once again, we have yet another demonstration that women use words with zero regard for what those words mean, but rather for the emotions they evoke.

looking for a partner aged 58-99? What? What would she do with an 90 year old? Jesus christ.

She is 29. If she wants a relationship, the appropriate age for her would be between 30-50 years old. Perhaps an older widower who is around 50 or something like that.

I am all for older men dating younger women but 15-20 year age gap is the maximum for me. Why the hell would she be interested in 59-99 years old?

Whenever I see a woman with that much ink, I instantly say: "She looks SO ultra-conservative."

Men aged 58 to 99, here is your chance to pay for a maxed out single mum. You might get the occasional pussy. She isn't ready to commit yet (this girl has options after all) but just show her how well you can pay and what time she has apart from being a student, raising 3 kids, "modelling" (what ever that is?!) and probably seeing other old men, she will give that to being entertained by you.

Now you need to like ultra conservative tattooed single mothers who are young enough to be your daughter/ granddaughter. We are not quite sure what ultra conservative means but we suspect it means not being keen on women paying for anything.

29 and looking for men 58-99 ........ it's clear what the sketch is here

Looking for Men, Age 58-99, Anywhere

Goddamn, what is wrong with this 29-year-old chick that men ages 18-57 tell her to fuck off?

58-99. That's not dating; that's estate planning. Even an older gentleman has no desire to take her in and take care of her THREE kids. She has no demonstrable skills and with three kids at 29, likely has no time to put them to use. Especially if she's taking college courses. This is a textbook example of someone who recently broke up with her man and is desperate to "prove him wrong". This is a "recreational-only" date.

hi ! I'm getting fired from my job with the boss , I was always a good worker and very diligent with full of trust and for that reason I've failed my career: ( anyway it's never late :) at the moment I'm working hard on making a better career for me ! It's hard as unemployed but very beautiful! If you hire me I can ensure you that I will never disappoint you ' ! :)

Guys - this is a clearly a whore looking for a sugar daddy arrangement, ideally one that will die soon.

Male equivalent advert on OLD would read as follows;

"I used to earn $400k per year, currently unemployed. My six pack is gone, replaced by the whole barrel. I was 6"4 in my youth, but a car crash resulted in me losing some of my legs, so I'm now 5"2. Hair is gone except around the sides. I lost my house to the bank, and have no social network. I rarely shower. No car. Large debts. Can no longer get erections. Divorced 3x and can't make my monthly alimony payments.

But I have a heart of gold - can you please help me?"